Well, OK, so I like shoes. Maybe 'like' is a bit of an understatement, because I would do a lot of bad things in order to get my hands on these. Thankfully that's not necessary, these gorgeous creatures by Jeffrey Campbell are available here.
They might not be the best boots for my construction site meetings, but I'll find an outing for them somewhere. Ladies auxillary meeting maybe.
If only I could buy the legs too....
Images from here.